What the fuck is going on in Washington?- BG

I know a lot of you saw this yesterday and when I first saw it, I thought it was a joke. I thought that another plane hit a flock of fucking seagulls and went off track. But no, this was a designed fly over or NEW YORK CITY by the White House Military Douche Bag. I know this is mainly a sports website, but I had to address this. Now Barack "The Messiah" Obama says that he is just as furious as anyone. Listen Barry, I have seen enough 24 episodes to know that when something comes from the White House, they do anything they can to shelter the President from blame. All so he can save face with the American public. Apparently Barry, the media whore, needed some snazy, sexy new pics of Air Force One flying around in the sky. Next time you choose to take jerk off pics of your plane, try not to come within 500 feet of the Statue of Liberty with F16s trailing close behind. Or try not to fly over a city in which, eight years ago, two planes were hijacked, knocked down two of the most recognized buildings in the world, killed thousands of people, and started a war on three fronts.

"Fuck Land, I'm on a Boat Motha Fucka!"

Some Trade -TOMP

FML

The Road To Round Two -TOMP

The last shot the C's have is going to have to start in Boston tomorrow night. Paul Pierce has looked like MJ playing for the Wizards, Perk/Baby/Scal combined together as 1 big man are about as effective as Erik Dampier and the only two ballers holding the green together are Ragin' Rondo & Old Man Allen.  No clue how this one is gonna shake out, but one thing's for sure, lose tomorrow night and go to Chicago to roll over and die.

It's not so much that I think the Celtics are screwed, its more like Billy Haywood near the end of Little Big League, when he realized that he became a self absorbed loser who his friends hated as did the entire Twins team he was managing. Once he pulled his head out of ass, he pulled the team together, won his friends back, hooked his mom up with the team's best player and had it all going for him.

Then Randy Johnson kicked some ass.

Its going to be a slippery slope, keep an eye out.

"If bad accents won oscars, then Kevin Costner would be a multi-time winner."

TOMP Beat of the Week: "Time of Your Song" -Matisyahu

ESPN.com Is The Most Confusing Thing Ever -TOMP

Ok, let me get this straight.  ESPN can't post any curse words, can't make themselves cool and are over produced to the most extreme possibility, but they can post web ads on their pages of slutty milfs pounding their humps in your face when you're trying to check the NHL scores? What the hell?

Now, it's not that I have a problem with this. It's the edgiest thing I've seen ESPN do since they let Max Kellerman go to FSN and die with iMax (Cute, right?).

Just note that this is the same station that fired Harold Reynolds for poppin' in NRB when he hugged a co-worker.  Please. Prove to me that he didn't have that thing rockin' before the contact happened. What's the man to do?  Anyway, I'm just hoping ESPN continues to get more smutty.

"You're Fucking Out. I'm Fucking In."

Can You Think Of Anything More Misleading?

"If he was a girl I'd blast him the face as punishment, and eat nothing but hot sauce for a week (before)."

-Anonymous

Well, It Was Fun -TOMP

"Yeah, Tony. I feel the same way about the 'Stons '08-'09 season."

After nearly a decade of dominance, the Pistons are officially dead in the water.

We got to witness a great growth of a team. It started with the big trade of Stackhouse that ended up bringing Rip Hamilton & Ben Wallace to Motown.  Then Chauncey Billups woke up and and realized he was fucking amazing.  Following that, we got Rick Carlisle's letter of resignation with the 'Stons (down 2-0 at the time to T-Mac & the Magic) when Tayshaun Prince exploded onto the scene, and drove the team to victory.  The cherry on top was the 2004 trade for one of the most dynamic players in the league, with Rasheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed Waaaaaaaaaaallace.

A championship followed that year, and a hell of an effort in the seasons to follow.

Sadly, now, those times are all but gone.  Following a pummeling from the Cavaliers, the Pistons as we know them are now a distant memory. 'Sheeds aging and a free agent following the sweep.  Ben blew his load early and never developed an offensive game.  I think Chauncey got traded, but I'd have to check on that.  Rip & Tayshaun are still going to be around, but with the undersized, no real designated position players that are around them, I don't have much hope for the '09-'10 season.

Frankly, the season was dead in the water months ago, and there was really no hope left.  I guess the most optimistic POV is to hope that LBJ gets extorted and signs with the 'Stons for a low sum of money.

Of course, I'd settle for a league wide Nancy Kerrigan'ing, but I'm not too optimistic. 

Sucks seeing things like this unravel... but that's the game.

"You're Fucking Out. I'm Fucking In."

Boston Rock Radio Song of the Week: "Evenflow" -Pearl Jam

Long Weekend -TOMP

So, what you're looking at here is the sole reason that I spent an entire weekend chauffeuring my mom around town as opposed to going the simpler root and using public transportation.  Earlier this week the MBTA released these lovely ads emphasizing that the creepy, smelly homeless guy standing next to you on the T, actually wants to cup a feel and in all likely hood, slip you a Silly Willy (Definition #2).  Frankly, it's disturbing, and has really turned me off to the idea of riding the T if I were ever to have some sort of epiphany, where I realized, that I'm truly a woman in a man's body, and decide to have the dong removal surgery.

In other news: I hate driving around downtown, want to kill numerous children, can't understand why people walk in the street, hate getting the finger for crossing the street when I have a green light, wanted to kill some kids, fucking hate the traffic in Harvard Square and can totally justify anyone who decides to flip out and go GTA on society.

"You're Fucking Out. I'm Fucking In."