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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Time to Put Your Shoes On- BG

It took Johnny Flynn a half to realize that Dominic James was not playing last Saturday, but once he figured it out he dropped 20 on the Golden Eagles, to lead the Orange to the overtime upset. (Dome Factor Disclaimer: Please make sure you are sitting down when I make this next statement. If you have a history of heart problems or if you are pregnant, please just skip to the next paragraph. Ready? OK.) Rick Jackson made a FREE THROW, to tie the game at 73-73, and sent the game into OT. In OT Johnny Flynn made a layup on the Orange's first possession and the lead was never relinquished. Now Syracuse does not have to beat anyone in the Big East tournament, but I want them to at least beat Seton Hall tonight. I think that winning the Big East tourney will be doom for the NCAA tourney. See exhibit A and exhibit B. Both of these came after Cuse won the Big East tourney. Not good. Syracuse goes as Johnny Flynn goes. It's that simple. I predict big upsets in the Big East tourney this week. I just think that it's too much time off for the top 4 teams. Stay tuned.

The Dome Factor would like to be the first to announce that Jay Cutler will be the new spokesman for Tampax and Kleenex. Apparently the toiletry companies have signed Jay, because he has recently become the biggest bitch in football. Jay Cutler a.k.a Football's "Mr. October" (that is not a good thing, Jay) is pissed because the Broncos Brass were contacted about obtaining Matt Cassel. Gee, why would a new head coach who helped mold a budding star quarterback, want to obtain said quarterback? Why would he want to replace a turnover machine, for an accurate, smart, and WINNING QB? Hey Jay, maybe they can trade you to the Lions, and then you can get a Midol endorsement. Stop crying and maybe you will learn a thing or two this season. Try making the playoffs.

Switching gears a little bit. I first thought when this group of 13 was going to sing Michael Jackson songs, we were in for an Amy Winehouse type train wreck. But I would say 8 of the 13 absolutely killed it. I hate Adam Lambert, but this was outstanding. After that, I bet Michael cannot wait to have him over for appletini's and a "hot dog" swallowing contest. Adam will gladly oblige. They finally got away from the story about Danny Gokey's wife dying and focused on Danny and the rest of the Gokey Family. He slayed PYT. Speaking of slaying, how many 16-18 year old girls do you think Anoop has been slaying since Idol started? It has to be a lot. I am convinced of this. Anyway, looks like his statutory rape spree is about to end, cause he sucked. He sang "Beat It" and well, yes, you will be doing a lot of that now. That is it for Idol, there were a good performances, but I only wanted to talk about a couple of them. Not one of them was from Scott Mcintyre a.k.a "The Mad Scientist". And at least we got to look at Meghan Joy Corkroy's hammer's poppin' out for 5 minutes. That was entertaining. To bad her and the buoys might be going home tonight.

Last thought about the Rhianna/Chris Brown thing. I think it's all a set up to make money and gain attention. If this wasn't a set up and that affidavit was true, would she really be getting back together with him AND recording a duet with him? I just don't buy it. You say, "Oh come Bud, why do they need money? They are already loaded?" Because everyone craves more money, especially with this uncertain future. Take George Jung for example. In case you live in a cave, he is the real life "Boston George" from the movie Blow. He could have just made a shit ton of money selling weed across the US with "The Tuna" and lived on the beach his whole life, banging stewardesses. But no, he wanted more. He wanted to take on drug cartels and steal their Columbian wives. So he started selling cocaine and making trips back and forth from Columbia in a single engine cessna. He wanted to conquer the world and he nearly did. But we all know how it turned out, he got caught. And so will Rhianna and Chris Brown. This smells fishier than a lesbian yoga room.

That is it for now. Big string of games this weekend and the Southie St. Paddy's Day Extravaganza. Can't wait for those brackets to come out!

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