There's Magic In The Air -TOMP

If there's one thing I've learned during the playoffs, it's that the more things change, the more they stay the same.  Sure, the Cavs ended up as the number 1 seed and breezed their way through the first two rounds, and made it 8-0 to the conference finals.  This is the same team it has been with the addition of a streaky shooter who's super shaky in the playoffs.  The way I see it, the lack of experience on Mo Williams' side combined with the absolute crap on the rest of the roster equals another early exit for The LeBrons.

It's still a one man show, you have to look at the respectively.  Lets go down the line:

• Mo Williams-So, he showed some potential early on in the season. Who cares? Its crunch time, bi-atch. Bottom line, you've been dryer than Connecticut on a Sunday.  Plus, huge cry baby. Remember the All-Star break?  MO WILLIAMS WANTS IN!!! PICK ME, PICK ME!!!!  Yeah, how'd that turn out? He was like the 7th reserve.  Douchebag.
• Daniel Gibson-Remember when this guy was nearly starting at point guard for the Cavs? What happened? Oh, yeah, he's only 6'1 and has the same shot selection as J.J. Reddick.  Another lost cause.
• Zydrunas Ilgauskas-A seven footer who averages 12 & 7.  Not bad, except he plays 35 minutes a game and plays defense like a Brad Miller/Miki Moore hybrid.
• Anderson Varejao-Remember Ilgauskas? Now imagine the exact opposite. Short, annoying, offensively inept and has a big head of hair.  I've seen kids from BC who are less obnoxious.
• Ben Wallace-he was good four years ago. He misses the other Wallace playing beside him. Remember how Larry Brown tried to turn him into an offensive threat? There's a reason they don't try that anymore.
• Sasha Pavlovic-Remember how you're paying this guy $5 million? He's averaging four points a game.  Will Bynum doubled that.
• Wally Szczerbiak-Remember all those T-Wolves teams with KG that could never get over the hump? Wally was starting. Who knew $14 million could buy you seven points in a basketball game?  I bet, the 'Make A Wish' Foundation doesn't call very often.

Look at those guys. There is no way this team is fit to $have a center with two pairs of shoulders.

Bottom line is the Magic have a good feel for the series and Cavs just aren't as good as you thought.  Here's looking forward to the Magic in the Finals. Woo-Wee!

"Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, 'The Whale,' they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."