I just did a quick run down of the numbers. Passing TD Titles? Zero. Passing TD Titles? Zero. Records Broken? Zero. Pro Bowls? One, the same amount as Derek Anderson. Super Bowls? Ok, one, but that's only because there wasn't a single holding call, and the luckiest catch ever was completed (Thanks again Rodney Harrison, if there was a good time to cheap shot a guy, I'm pretty sure that was it).
Sure, Eli has had some decent numbers, but lets not overlook the fact that it was done with the presence of the Giants' all time leading receiver in Amani Toomer (who just signed with the NFL Senior Tour Corps on the Chiefs, along with Bobby Engram & Mike Vrabel) and one of the taller, more talented guys in the league Plaxico Burress, who shot himself in the foot. On a side note, is it not bewildering how all MSU WRs eventually fuck themselves over one way or the other with their tenure in the NFL? Really, outside of Muhsin Muhammad, I don't think there has been one that didn't fuck themselves royally.
So, lets see who the Giants have playing some WR this season, I just crunched the numbers for career totals with this bunch of unprovens and shitheads. All receivers combined have caught a whopping 155 passes and accumulated a horrifying 1,717 total yards. Remember, these are CAREER numbers for Ten players (three are rookies, but I could care less)
But what about the Tight Ends? Guess what, it does not get any prettier. 110 receptions and 1,256 yards. Career numbers, for everyone on the team.
Yup, this is finally the year where everyone remembers that Eli's a little bitch with Archie Manning for an agent. I'm predicting an IR move around week 12 to save a little face, and watch David Carr, the human sack machine, re-emerge as a potential starter for 2010.
Love it. See you with a Top 10 draft pick in '10 NY.
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