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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Thank You, Ozzie

Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie. After a fortunate bounce off home plate and a line drive off Mike Lowell's glove, you had the lead. Later on, the Red Sox blacked out for two ABs and giftwrapped 1st and 3rd with no outs. Dye pops up, Ass Jockey Pierzynski has the worst at bat in the history of modern civilization, and strikes out, then Alex Rios comes up. Francona takes Okajima out because Rios is a righty and brings in Delcarmen (righty). Instead of pinch hitting with FUTURE HALL OF FAMER JIM THOME, he elects to stay with Rios. This would be fine if Rios was tearing the cover off the ball. He is barely above .200 right now with his new team and was just thrown overboard because he is $60 million of dead weight. To say he is "pressing" right now would be a bigger understatement than saying Jeffrey Dahmer was disturbed. Delcarmen puts a slider on a tee and Rios....POPS UP! Thank you, Ozzie. Bay hits a dong and the rest is history. Hopefully Wake wins tonight.


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